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I started teaching my son the art of sarcasm at a young age. The beauty of saying one thing and meaning another can be freeing.
You’re the best.
Bless you.
Genius.
Your mom must be so proud.
You killed it.
Sarcasm is a gift and a skill. The slow burn joke that doesn’t truly hit them until moments after the insult is launched…. Even better when not everyone catches the joke. When it comes to honing your sarcasm: practice, practice, practice.
The following t-shirts are respectable sarcasm gear. If there’s too much crap blaring on a shirt, I’m out (with a couple of exceptions). Sarcasm t-shirts should reflect the sarcastic nature, but there’s no need to yell. And since sarcasm knows no age, gender, or size boundaries, I looked for t-shirts for a variety of identities. You’re welcome, you ingrate.
Free Hugs Just Kidding Don’t Touch Me T-Shirt
Aw, free hugs! Get lost, loser. They draw them in and kick them out of sarcasm. I love it.
Crazy Dog T-Shirts Women’s Rock Paper Scissors Throat Punch T Shirt
This one seemed a bit violent, but then I saw it was a women’s t-shirt and I fell in love.
Men's Chance of Sarcasm T-shirt
The forecast for a dark cloud of sarcasm. Rain down, friend, rain down.
Enough Social Interaction Graphic Novelty Sarcastic Funny T-Shirt
It lures you in…. Then gives you your walking papers. One of my favorite forms of sarcasm.
Men's Design By Humans Sarcasm T-Shirt
The science of sarcasm… The shirt is available in multiple colors.
Penny For Your Thoughts T-shirt
For those times when you’d rather not hear someone’s two cents, little alone offer a penny for their thoughts.
STAR WARS Darth Vader Leadership Motivational Poster Men's T-Shirt
Star Wars, work, and sarcasm: the Force is strong in this one.
Sarchotic - Sarcasm Shirt
Sarcasm: defining terms is always in the best interest, but you can still leave them guessing. Oh, sweet sarcasm, how I love you.
Pat On The Back Funny Adult Sarcastic Design T-Shirt
The words are encouraging, but the stick figures tell the story on the sarcastic t-shirt.
Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt for Men Women & Kids T-Shirt
The print is big on this shirt, but when you’re bragging about your track record, it’s ok to go ahead and yell.
Your Opinion Matters Not To Me Shirt
This t-shirt also has a lot going on, but it makes sense. It’s that bait-and-switch sarcasm technique. Lead big with encouragement, then read the fine print. Boom.
Not Everybody Was Kung Fu FIghting Sarcastic Quote T-Shirt
Sarcasm and a sense of humor in general are like people. We’re all snowflakes with our own unique patterns. I find this shirt hilarious… and I can’t really tell you why. I suppose because it hits me like a line from Airplane… PS: Don’t call me “Shirley.”
