I REALLY wanted this to be a joke when I read about it, but it’s 2020, and apparently anything goes.

A company called Archie McPhee is selling ketchup-flavored candy canes. Described as having a “rich tomato flavor,” the candy canes come in packs of six and cost $6.50.

Because why not? There are now ketchup-flavored candy canes

UNDATED (WKRC) - Introducing the best candy canes to eat with french fries: Ketchup-flavored candy canes! Seattle-based novelty shop Archie McPhee says that "Ketchup candy canes are here to save Christmas from being dry and tasteless" Ketchup not your thing? Well, there is also "Pho-flavored" and "Shiitake mushroom-flavored" candy canes.

If you’re a glutton for punishment, or a terrible gift giver, you can order ketchup candy canes from mcphee.com.

Jenny Bender is one third of the Kicks Wake Up Krew on Kicks 99 in Augusta, Georgia, along with Cash & Dub. She's married to Chris Bender and is doting dog mom to their two rescue fur babies, Mary Poppins Bender & Truly Scrumptious Bender. Jenny is a karaoke queen who loves Jesus, country music, cheese, and the color pink.